How do I learn to speak in tongues?
I have already mastered rolling around on the floor chanting and making up words but God never responds. I am obviously not doing it right and need to learn to speak proper tongue. I cannot find a tongue grammar primer and dictionary? I tried Amazon but had no joy.
I happen be Welsh and have a Welsh dictionary. Can I use that?
Tags: amazon, god, grammar, tongue, welsh dictionary
November 11th, 2009 at 6:04 am
Before I saw your last sentence, that is the first thing that lept to mind. I have never seen a language where it takes 104 letters with 24 consonants in a row just to say "town."
I don’t believe, however, there is a tome that can help. I believe that part of tongues is finding your own voice. Perhaps, though, you could find some enlightenment by spending time in a psycho ward of your local loony bin. Psychiatrists and doctors have noticed great similarities in brain activity between the two.
November 11th, 2009 at 6:04 am
Just start making sounds, and try not to repeat sounds too often. That’s how Pentecostals do it.
November 11th, 2009 at 6:04 am
You need repeated reception of a head trauma
If you are not up to this, get a partial frontal lobotomy
There is no dictionary, that can help with this
Dictionaries make sense
November 11th, 2009 at 6:04 am
No problem, bub – you can make any sounds you want.
The bible ‘tongue’ meant a different real language but today’s charlatans have distorted that to mean any gibberish that does not sound like English.
Another reason I have no respect for these phony people
November 11th, 2009 at 6:04 am
Well I don’t know why not!
Seeing that it works for the Welsh!
November 11th, 2009 at 6:04 am
hmmmm tongues. . . . . XD i like the sound of that. . . ;P
November 11th, 2009 at 6:04 am
Aw my dear son it does not work that way pretenting to having the Spirit or anoting God will never respond to you.
If you want to be filled will the Spirit of God Repent of your sinsget your heart right with God, then go do to the front when they ask is there anyone here that wants the in filling of the holy Ghost go. Openup your heart and let God give you the words it is not you that chooses the words let the Lord give them to you.
Stop trying to imitate those who have that gift.
Ask the Lord to come into your life and he will change it, open yourself to him and he will fill you full of his spirit.
November 11th, 2009 at 6:04 am
Perhaps it’s best not to learn self induced crazy lol.
November 11th, 2009 at 6:04 am
Rosetta Stone.
November 11th, 2009 at 6:04 am
you don’t learn it, it just happens, and if it’s true will you then believe??
November 11th, 2009 at 6:04 am
No, absolutely not. You are mocking the Holy Ghost. That is blasphemy of the Holy Ghost. FYI, that is one sin you CAN NOT be forgiven of. You can’t learn to do it either. You better stop.
For the first person, I am pentecostal. I don’t like being made fun of. The Holy Ghost is a special gift.
November 11th, 2009 at 6:04 am
It won’t work for you, as one has to be a believer to speak in tongues.
Ohhhh! I guess you were being sarcastic. (Check out Acts 10. You could be next.)
November 11th, 2009 at 6:04 am
Haha… mocking the Holy Spirit? Plz, there’s no just thing. There’s no Jesus either. There’s only God, the Eternal.
Stop believing in fairy tails.