anyone speak fluent welsh?!?

what is this in welsh?

'my name is phoebe. i live in (blah blah). I go to (blah blah) school. i walk to school every day. I like English, history and welsh. but i don't like P.E and maths. my favorite subject is sociology. I eat chips for dinner every day. I don't like school dinners. I love going to the cinema and the swimming pool'

&DO NOT USE A TRANSLATING THINGY MA BOBBY

thank you xoxo
thanks connor, but do you know like a more basic version, so my teacher doesn't know i'm cheatin? :D x
ahh, thanks 'beyonce' :L:Lxx
Mannn, thanks Joe, I wrote out Connor's, then I wrote out Beyonce's and then yours..haha, my books really messy :L:Lx

From what I've found no one really know much about England before 1066. I was talking to a Welsh friend of mine and he said before the Anglo-Saxons came over from Germany (Which I was aware of any way) and renamed this land, any way he said prior to that England was called Saesneg or Lloegr among other things in the other Celtic language?

Is there anything anyone really knows about England before 1066? The only thing I know about really is the amount of small conflicts within the island such as battle of brunanburh where England defeat the Kingdom of Scotland, Ireland & Dublin.

Thanks!

What language should i learn?

Im not sure what i want to learn
1.) German
2.) Greek
3.) Italian
4.) Irish Gaelic
5.) Cymraeg (Welsh)

I really am intrested in Irish and Welsh but not sure.
I plan on moving to Europe for awhile after college and tracing my roots back thier in Wales and Ireland so both are kinda what i want to learn but i also love Italian and Greek & German >.< sohard to choose.

ok so i really want to get a Welsh Corgi Pembroke!!!!but my mom & dad want to learn more about them before i can get one!!!!! Please HELP!!!!!

What about this one The Ventriloquist?

A ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting in his porch patting his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Welsh man "Can I talk to your dog?"

Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid git."

Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"

Dog: "Doing all right.

Villager: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)

Dog: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Villager: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either.... I think."

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool"

Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)

Horse: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking.

He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."

Villager: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?

Villager: (in a panic) "The sheep's a f@&%ing liar!

Why do the English make fun of Wales & the Welsh?

Why do the English make fun of Wales & the Welsh in particular?

Im speaking in films and on the tele. If "wales" is mentioned the actors say "oh is it as bad as that?" or "oh no, not wales". Or Welsh being used in the derogatory.

I hear it used about every other area like Ireland & the Irish and every other place, but why the direct special distaste for the Welsh & Wales?
So what I'm getting from the responses so far is that the Welsh are the least exposed to English domination throughout history? At least lingually and probably culturally? So that distinction has earned them exaggerated negative attributes according to the English?

So what is some typical negative stereotypes of the Welsh?
I mean what *are* ....
I'll give the best answer to "Cymro bach" although I think jealousy is not the term you're looking for, its more like "Resentment" for all the reasons you described.

How different is Wales to England?

Hey, I'm from Ireland & I really want to go to Wales. I know allot of English people who tell me that there is no real difference between Wales & England. I've been to Scotland before & it's different to England but doesn't feel like a total different country but you can definitely sense the different culture.
From what I know Welsh people are very proud of their culture such as their language, countryside of north Wales, accent & descending from different people to the rest of the U.K. But is this enough to seem like a different country to England because its in the same state as England (U.K).
Since I'm from Ireland of course there are similarities to the U.K. but we have enough to be a different country. What we use that's different to the U.K. is kilometers, euros, we have a total different culture, there are areas in Ireland called Gaeltachts where people speak Irish as their first language, we have our own sports like hurling & Gaelic football, we have our own tv channels and programmes. I could list allot more things but I think you have the point.
Any help is really appreciated!

Hardest languages in the world to speak?

Well...I speak Welsh & English fluently. But people say speaking Welsh is one of the hardest to speak. But i find it easy? So what do you think?:)

How can I learn Japanese ?

I'm 14, I really want to learn Japanese before university, but my school dosen't teach it, I'm already learning French, Welsh & Spanish, but wanted to get a head start on Japanese now. Online isn't much help -_______-

I understand that English is a major language, but I don't understand why we have to have English lessons at school, when English people don't bother to learn Welsh? It's the co-language of the UK! Some English people even live in Wales & don't bother at all to learn it ?? :@ Grr...

What is the pronunciation of these Welsh names?

I just finished reading Bernard Cornwell's "The Warlord Chronicles" and was wondering how to say the Welsh names. I found some on his website, but the two that I wondered about the most are "Seren" and "Gwydre".

Thanks for your help!